Shipping policy

Shipping Policy (Yeah, We’ve Got One)

We ship fast because we hate waiting just as much as you do. Orders go out within 1–3 business days

- Domestic orders:
3–7 business days. If it takes longer, blame the postal system, not us. We’ll still lose sleep over it.

- International orders: 7–21 days. Customs is its own beast. We don’t control it, but we’ll fight for your package if things go sideways.

- Free shipping on orders over $80. Because nickel and dimming you for delivery feels wrong.

- Tracking? Always. You’ll get a number the moment your order leaves our hands. Stalk it as much as you want.

- Lost or damaged? We make it right. No 47 email back n forth, no “have you tried waiting longer.” Just reach out and we’ll sort it.

- We’re not a faceless warehouse. We’re real people who packed your order ourselves and that matters to us.